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Thread: Help us name our band

  1. #1
    Punk Freud
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    May 2007

    Help us name our band

    Mafie - Throats, Screams, ****ty Bass "playing"
    Ohio - Skins, Double peds, Mutilated chicken parts, Head
    Betty - Overworked guy on strings and everything else that comes in between.

    Disillusioned by the current trend of ****ty music infiltrating the mainstream Filipino music circuit, Robert - also known as Betty, got struck by lightning and an idea one lazy sunny afternoon. He figured that he must search for musicians who abhor the tactless use of airwaves and audiences provided at them. Already armed with 5 axes, he needed to find instrumentalists to create "beautiful" muzak with him. He found TWO of them alright and they are coincidentially his current classmates. The first is, Ohio, the wickedly talented master of beating the living **** out of metal and skins. He utilizes two drumsticks (with 10 spare ones because he usually breaks lots of them), a chicken drumstick, and his own head. Next he found Mafie, the dude who pretended he could play bass - he did out of the sheer **** of it, joining Ohio and Betty one late night jamming AND screwing it up so bad that he got the two blokes to scream at him. He screamed back, and it was with such force and savageness that Betty and Ohio decided to utilise his throats for the better. Mafie enthused that his years of experience at screaming back at his old folks had finally done him some good, so now they have finally decided to merge as one entity to bring down the very foundations of ****ty live pop music and rule the airwaves and live circuits. Intent on bringing psychedelia and progressive metal back, they shall stop at nothing for their cause.

    But they have one problem.
    They do not have something to call themselves yet.
    So here is one member, asking for help.
    He has narrowed down the long list of potentials.

    Here is the list:

    Gang of 42,746
    Chambre` de Poullet (House of Chickens)
    Corruptio Optimo Pessima (Corruption of the Best is the Worst)
    Pentatonic Gospel
    Romantic Rights
    Semolina Pilchard
    Lord of the Flies
    Lord Abortion
    Living in Disguise
    Absinthe Party
    Thoughts of Hope
    Photoelectric Effect
    Mechanical Anti-Christ Ballerinas
    The Jubees
    The Regine dela Cruz Band
    The Sex Slaves
    So Human An Animal
    The Pope and AIDS
    Fire By Aftermath
    Claire Redfield
    Murder on the Dancefloor
    Blood on our Hands
    The Lovelorn Lovefools
    Love Make, Heart Break

    Replies and addition of names would be highly appreciated. As of now, the trio are practicing stuff by the likes of Jesus and the Mary Chain, Dream Theater, Love Me Butch, and the Smiths. A debut is planned by the end of the summer of 2008.
    Last edited by Babsi; 02-13-2008 at 12:49 PM.

  2. #2
    Bedroom metalurgist LaughingSkull's Avatar
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    Audience Torture

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    iBreatheMusic Modthor phantom's Avatar
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    Following the changes
    I'd vote for something plane and down to earth: "The Babsies".

  4. #4
    Modbod UKRuss's Avatar
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    Oct 2004
    Funky Munky World
    Try mixing up some of your current ideas:

    The Murder Pilchards
    Sex Break Gospel Singers
    Hope Party
    Ballet Mechanique
    Effect Dwarves
    Photoelectric Thoughts Band

    Here's a few of my own:

    Pulpy Millipede
    Digital Sand
    Breeze of The Flushing Dude
    Hand Judgement
    Tight Partner
    Baneful Groove
    Jolly Alley and the Smokin' Defiance
    Blast Bunny
    Deaf Punch
    Soul of The Grody America
    Snippy Acid
    The Snorting Family

  5. #5
    Punk Freud
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    The Murder Pilchards, Ballet Mechanique, and Breeze of the Flushing Dude sounds great! Man, we're having a hard time coming up with something...

  6. #6
    Artistically Bankrupt
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    The Bang Gang
    Goatse Paradise

    Send royalties to blutwulf69@yahoo.com Thank you.
    "If a child learns which is jay and which is sparrow, he'll no longer see birds nor hear them sing."

  7. #7
    Artistically Bankrupt
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    Oct 2006
    But seriously, I give you permission to use: Badknight
    "If a child learns which is jay and which is sparrow, he'll no longer see birds nor hear them sing."

  8. #8
    Registered User ragasaraswati's Avatar
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    Jan 2008
    The random name generator says: Hegam

  9. #9
    Registered User
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    Dec 2007
    All the names mentioned are already taken by Norwegian black metal bands.

    Lord Abortion are American I think.

  10. #10
    Registered User
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    Teh Teletubbieziesez

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    Punk Freud
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    Goatse rofl that's sick. Lord Abortion is a "song" by Cannibal Corpse, I just thought it was legal to use it or such.

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